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Im going to do that to everyones car to be nice :D
Owner: Hey! Get away from my car!
Me: Im winterizing your car, you will thank me.
Owner: Thank you soooo much, heres $20.
Me: :D
Owner: (5hr later) Where’s that asshole that poured sugar in my gas tank!? I’ll tie him to a post beind a jet engine like that Elmo video!
![]() 11/05/2015 at 08:42 |
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Also add a bit of lemon juice for flavor.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 08:45 |
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Don't forget to add sand to your transmission fluid, everyone knows sand is good for traction.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 08:51 |
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I thought you had to mix 2-cycle oil in for the winter?
![]() 11/05/2015 at 08:54 |
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Pumpkin Spice is better
![]() 11/05/2015 at 08:55 |
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Better than welding your diff!
![]() 11/05/2015 at 08:59 |
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Nah.
Fermented Sugar Cane Juice
+ Winter (Ice) + Sugar + Lemon =
Caipirinha
![]() 11/05/2015 at 09:04 |
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http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/general-…
![]() 11/05/2015 at 09:06 |
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Caiprinha is soooo good.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 09:20 |
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I don’t want to live where the ethanol will freeze.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 09:42 |
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A spoonful of sugar helps the petrol go down.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 10:07 |
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Bathing your car in brake fluid will prevent salt from sticking to the paint.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 10:31 |
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Dear Newbs,
In case it isn’t obvious: #bastardpost
- Management
![]() 11/05/2015 at 10:45 |
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cannot imagine how poorly this would work on the facebooks.... MUST... RESIST... URGE... TO POST TO FB!
![]() 11/05/2015 at 10:55 |
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I did it
![]() 11/05/2015 at 11:02 |
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#bastard
![]() 11/05/2015 at 11:21 |
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I want to post this to facebook, but one of my idiot friends would do it and I would feel bad.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 11:21 |
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Delicious drink
![]() 11/05/2015 at 11:22 |
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I mean, in a way yes that’s true
![]() 11/05/2015 at 11:34 |
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Dear SnapUndersteer,
You grandpa and I did what you said to winterize the car,and now it’s running funny, can you come ovrr and help.
Love and Kisses,
Grandma SnapUndersteer
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But what if you add sugar AND yeast? Would more alcohol be produced which doesn’t freeze and make more power because Top Alcohol Dragster yo?
(I’m not being serious in the slightest)